Going Underground

10/01/2012

Toronto councilor and TTC Chair Karen Stintz will be featured on an upcoming episode of Undercover Boss Canada, the television program where top executives get to experience what it is like to be a front-line and/or entry-level employee in their organization.

 

The episode, which was filmed last summer during a break in council’s gravy-hunt, will air sometime in February. In her hour-long installment of the series, we see Stintz getting to dig a fabled expansion subway line for a day, napping in unlikely places, sending a few texts from the driver’s seat of a bus, and even getting to visit the hidden subway stations of Lower Queen and Lower Bay. “It was a lot harder than I thought it would be,” admits Stintz. “These people who forget to ask for a transfer until they’re leaving the bus are hard to believe. Also, a lot of riders don’t seem to know much English yet want to use expired day passes and put their shopping bags on seats. But was really opened my eyes [to the challenges of a TTC employee] was learning why the late-night Yonge bus is referred to as the Vomit Comet. TMI, people!”

The councilor also had contact with a fellow city haller while doing her rounds on the Queen streetcar. “Yeah, the Mayor gave me the finger as he passed my open doors and told me to ‘get the f— out of the way.’ I don’t know where he thought a streetcar could be otherwise but that’s okay—he works hard and plays hard and I know he was on his way to Huntsville and wanted to beat the traffic before the 400 clogged up with ordinary folk. When I told him later that it was me waving to him, he didn’t recall the incident and his spokesperson confirmed that it couldn’t have been him.”


Pocket Watch 2012

09/01/2012
microwave for heated exchanges!

lazy spoofing at work

In an exclusive interview to tbothot today, Toronto Mayor (th)Rob Ford revealed that the (in)famous 911 call(s) placed from his home in the wake of being “assaulted” by CBC Television’s ‘comedy’ program This Hour Has 22 of Everything last fall were in fact the result of pocket dialing and any comments overheard by the emergency dispatcher were in fact of him speaking to his family in a private context.

“Nope, that’s right—I didn’t know the line was open to 911 because I never called them intentionally… if at all, or that’s what they’re saying,” explains his honourable corpulence. “I regularly call my wife and daughter ‘the bitches’ in a friendly, joking way. They’re totally cool with that, yeah. And they call me ‘Mr. Ford’ in return. It’s a funny bit that we do. When I said ‘don’t you know I’m the f’ing Mayor’, that was also not directed at the dispatcher. It’s just something I put at the end of most sentences around the house. We all get a kick out of it because, I am the f’ing Mayor, geddit?”

Well, that settles it. Our public broadcaster should stick to mowing their own lawn, the Mayor needs to lock his BB keys, Chief Bill Blair is a good guy whose account of the 911 tape should stand, and there be no cause for further speculation in this matter.

About the reported 911 call possibly made on Christmas Day from casa Ford by the Mayor’s mother-in-law? “Also pocket-dialing,” says his Fordship. “Absolutely.”


Gold Not Pictured

06/01/2012


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