How Now?

Picture taken through eyepiece of a ViewMaster, of Swiss (possibly Austrian on holiday) cow. But that’s a potential vacation for another time [sell more Mettler, dammit]. Tomorrow begins happy holidaymaking for Swiss Family thehandoftamm. The Nat. Lampoon Truckster is a-packed in anticipation of Apple-picking. Mrs thehandoftamm has successfully negotiated a most unfair money-losing scheme for our hotel and your correspondent intends to squander those savings at the public house or on the ponies at Meadowlands. The plan cannot fail. Updates to follow.